" I'm saying that if you want a dog to drop one bone, all you gotta do is give him a new one."
"And ow am I supposed to do that?"
"When I want to get reporters off my back, I call in an anonymous tip that Justin Bieber is getting a crew cut on the other side of town. "

― Jeff Hirsch , Breakaway (The 39 Clues: Unstoppable, #2)