" Real estate is like skinning a cat. While it may have potential as an effective fur-removing endeavor, holding Fluffy by the tail while vigorously brandishing course-grit sandpaper as your arms are clawed to shreds isn't the most efficient manner possible. When the objective is the same for everyone, the strokes one takes determines the scratch one makes. "

― Peter F. Porcelli Jr. , The Politically Incorrect Real Estate Agent Handbook: A Serious How-to Manual with a Sense of Humor