" Using children or pets in real estate advertising is cringe-worthy at best. You're basically making a mascot of your offspring for the sake of making a buck. That gap-toothed grin that makes you smile ain't really padding your bottom line. Not to mention the fact that your kid is now in college. "

― Peter F. Porcelli Jr. , The Politically Incorrect Real Estate Agent Handbook: A Serious How-to Manual with a Sense of Humor