" Well, ya never know what’s gonna come up in combat. Ah mean, y’all might have t’ crawl aroun’ here, climb there, suddenly do some jumpin’ jacks in a firefight,” Wade said sarcastically. “Strip down t’ your underwear an’ duck-walk out t’ the enemy. Ah imagine th’ Taliban are terrified by that, but mah unit never tried it. "

― Elliott Kay , Good Intentions (Good Intentions, #1)