" Why did it have to be such a shameful secret? Hadn’t I been potty-trained and taught to chew with my mouth closed? So what was the freaking big deal about having sex? Wasn’t it essential to the survival of our darn, hypocritical species? "

― Gaia B. Amman , Sex-O-S: The Tragicomic Adventure of an Italian Surviving the First Time (The Italian Saga, #4)