" I had a wonderful rejuvenating half-hour massage before going backt to work. "You"re under a lot of stress because your chakras are way out of whack," the pleasant young masseuse informed me.
That, and I'm working a graveyard shift sifting through fetid human remains under Frankenstein conditions, I thought privately. That, and the chakras. "

― Judy Melinek , Working Stiff: Two Years, 262 Bodies, and the Making of a Medical Examiner