" I often dream about the mask I’d wear to school. It has long auburn hair, not the shoulder-length ultra-thick mop that I sport. It has bright blue eyes instead of my musty green and full red lips. If it comes with a bodysuit, I’d wear that, too, flat tummy, long legs and smaller, firmer boobs. Then the guys would notice me for sure. "

― Danielle Joseph , Shrinking Violet