" I blame the shape of my body on my dad, but since I don’t even know who he is, I can only guess. Mom doesn’t know either. She says she was young and stupid, that she went to a couple of wild parties when she was a teenager and did a few things she shouldn’t have. No shit. It doesn’t take Scooby Doo and his gang to figure that out. "

― Danielle Joseph , Shrinking Violet