" A letter from Hogwarts? For me?” Hansel said. “It’s got your name on it.” “Did, like, an owl bring it to our window?” “Yup.” “Stop yankin’ my chain, dude.” “I thought you might say that, so I took a picture of the owl!” Tobin reached under his pillow again and pulled out a Polaroid picture. “Here.” Hansel took the photograph and letter from Tobin. He examined the photograph first. It showed a chicken perched on their bedroom windowsill, a chicken with a small warthog head instead of a chicken head. "

― Douglas Hackle , The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack