" In case you didn’t know, the blue whale holds the record for having the largest penis size of any animal on Earth, their peckers usually extending between eight and ten feet in length.
Now that’s a big blue dick.
And as you well know, for yo mama, the choice between a big, blue, ten-foot dick and, well, basically anything else in the world, really wasn’t a choice at all. "

― Douglas Hackle , The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack