" He grabbed me in a tight hug. “Hey now, is that a rolling pin in your front pocket, or are you happy to see me?” He had obviously recovered fast, as his lame baker joke mechanism was intact.

“Offset spatula, actually.” I thumped on his back. “Good to see you, man. "

― Jessica Topper , Courtship of the Cake (Much "I Do" About Nothing, #2)