" At least I knew that if someone broke in the alarm was so annoying that he would immediately leave. It's like how I feel when I walk into a store in December and that awful Paul McCartney song 'Wonderful Christmastime' is playing. Not worth it. I'm out of here even though I could have finished all my holiday shopping in one place. "

― Jen Kirkman , I Know What I'm Doing and Other Lies I Tell Myself: Dispatches from a Life Under Construction