QUOTE : Bunny Slippers watched my appraisal for at least a full<br />minute before clasping his hands and resting them on the table.<br />“You stand in the doorway, clothes sticking to you like you just<br />got out of the shower and didn’t dry off.” I hadn’t dried off<br />actually. “Your hair is wet like it’s been raining, but it’s near<br />ninety outside. You glare at me for a good ten minutes before<br />you come over. Sit across from me in my booth, without an<br />invitation. Don’t introduce yourself. Don’t say hello. You<br />announce you’re not gay, but that I made you gay, and I am<br />confusing you?<br /><br />Well, when he said it like that.