" Let’s just say when I was little and my mom was out, I’d go to bed with a ketchup bottle.”
“I already love this story so much...”
“It was a foolproof plan. If the bad guys came in I could douse myself and they wouldn’t kill me because I was already dead.”
“Jesus, I can’t tell if that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard or the absolute most sad. "
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