" The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly unconscious. The worse news was that he was completely naked, except for a festive red hat; his clothes and his magic sack were piled neatly in a darkened corner. "

― Phillip Andrew Bennett Low , Get Thee Behind Me, Santa: An Inexcusably Filthy Children's Time-Travel Farce for Adults Only