" Attending classes and reading books are like watching football on television. While each will acquaint you with the game, an armchair quarterback remains unskilled at actual sport. To become skilled at real estate sales, you must actively engage in its activities. To hasten success, practice what this book preaches; doing so will yield more touchdowns than bloody noses. "

― Peter F. Porcelli Jr. , The Politically Incorrect Real Estate Agent Handbook: A Serious How-to Manual with a Sense of Humor