" Does that look like what I think it does?” She snorted, then turned to check out the rest of the pumpkins in the field. “It looks well-endowed. Give it to Logan. He’ll be giggling like a schoolboy who got his first dirty magazine.” She thought about it. “A schoolboy who doesn’t have a self-conscious bone in his body. "

― Tijan , Fallen Crest Nightmare: A Fallen Crest Novella (Fallen Crest High #7.5)