John M. Keller is the author of four books of fiction: A Bald Man With No Hair; Know Your Baker; The Box and the Briefcase, the Moleque and the Old Man and the First Coming of the Second Son of God; and Abracadabrantesque. He has taught writing at the City University of New York; the Universidad de las Américas in Puebla, Mexico; the Universidad de Montevideo, in Uruguay; and St. Xavier’s College, in Mumbai, India. With novelist Carey Harrison, he is the author of Where Did You Get That Bitch?: The Basic Grammar They've Stopped Teaching You.