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41 " It’s sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next. "
― Daria Snadowsky , Anatomy of a Single Girl (Anatomy, #2)
42 " I go back to my desk, flip open my cell, and stare at the keypad. I want to hear his voice so badly, to be connected to him, to ask him why and how and what I can do to make it better. But you can‘t force someone to love you. "
― Daria Snadowsky , Anatomy of a Boyfriend (Anatomy, #1)
43 " Back in high school, I never understood how Amy could enjoy getting with guys just for the short haul. In a way, though, making out like this is more enjoyable because there’s no pressure for me to not do or say anything stupid. What’s the worst that can happen if I do? So I’m freer to focus on what I’m feeling, not what he feels about me. "
44 " Some scientists hypothesize that having children is the only reason romantic love came about. It kept couples together long enough to mate and see a baby through infancy. "
45 " So it’s all right for him to rule out a serious relationship, but it’s wrong if I’m not ready to settle for less? "
46 " But recalling how my ex had nasty BO after track practice never made me feel better. It seemed disingenuous to hold things against him that before I readily accepted as the price of love. "
47 " I didn’t realize it was possible to obsess over a girl as much as you can over a boy. "
48 " Ultimately, I have no power over what he or any boy thinks of me. "
49 " But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What’s pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm? "
50 " The other big con is whether having sex could cause me to more than just like like Guy. But that could happen even if we don’t sleep together. You don’t even need to date a boy to dream about marrying him. "
51 " In my experience all boys can be classified as either assholes or bores, unless they're both. "
52 " Did things get a lot hooter between you tow? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?" -Amy "
53 " I realize that I’m far less familiar with my own privates than with Guy’s, and I’ve seen his only twice! I guess that’s to be expected, since girls can’t really look at ourselves without a reflection, whereas nothing’s hidden with boys. It seems unfair, but there’s also something neat about it being shrouded in secrecy. "
54 " I can’t be happy going out if it’s not . . . going anywhere. "
55 " There’s nothing like feeling like sh_t to kill your libido. "
56 " Nothing bonds people more than going through sh_t together, right? "
57 " For me, at least, feeling something, even something bad, is better than feeling nothing. "
58 " When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn‘t accept a blow job from someone if you were thinking about breaking up with her. "
59 " I can barely feel my arms now, and my shoulders are sore, but I take deep breaths and keep going. Every few seconds I alternate hands and lick them. "Hand job" is such a misnomer for this full-body routine. It's like I'm a one-man band. "
60 " just because someone is a great guy doesn’t guarantee we’ll make a great couple, no matter how much I work at it and want it. "