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21 " A girl has shorter vocal cords than a boy, so it actually takes less effort for her to talk. As for boys‚ their vocal cords double in length during puberty. This can make it a lot of work for them to spit something out! Guys are four times more likely than girls to have a stuttering problem. So, because many boys aren’t as good at talking as girls, they do less of it. "
― , The Big Book of Girl Stuff
22 " Always accept all compliments. Ignore any other remarks.” —Kay Oss "
23 " Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Crisscross, applesauce, I hate boys! "
24 " He rejected me! I am so hurt and mad. Can I destroy him? "
25 " In the 1500s, it was a crime to be caught kissing in Naples, Italy. The punishment? Death! "
26 " Porta-Potty Tip: Breathe through your mouth. AND DON’T LOOK DOWN. "
27 " Some people don’t think that women in the military can kill if they get into a fight. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, ‘You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.’” —Elayne Boosler The "
28 " ~(8(l) Homer Simpson "