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1 " You with the starsin your eyesput them backin the sky.You're ruining itfor the rest of us. "
― , B is for Bad Poetry
2 " I watched you fallin love againand couldn't helpbut laugh. "
3 " I wake upto my catsjudging me.They stareblanklyas if to say,"Is this whatyou had in mindfor your life?If it is, you maywant to considersleeping pills ora tall bridgebecause in our view,you're pathetic."Orthey're hungry. "
4 " Don’t bother getting out of bed.The world is crowded enoughwithout you and your big ideas. "
5 " I tried to takea shortcutto your heartinstead I got lostin the wildernessof my own desire. "
6 " Get used to your mortality.It will eventually consume youso why not pick up an addiction. "
7 " It is you, it is you.It is you that I loveand yet I am miserableand so I smoke. I am miserable. "
8 " Bury my heartat wounded kneeor sprained ankle even torn ligament,but please don't bury it alone. "
9 " Love is likea toilet bowl.One touchand you toocould be indeep shit. "
10 " 1 teaspoon vanilla extract1 2/3 cup sugar3 eggs I love him3/4 cup butter or margarine (softened)but I’m not 'in love' with him1/2 cup cream (unsweetened)1 cup all-purpose flourwe're getting married2/3 cup cocoatomorrow1/4 cup baking powder(beat until blended) "
11 " You will soon meet someonewho will bring you much joy and love.Eventually they will devour your soul "
12 " When one door closesanother door opensonto a cliff. "
13 " How To Reprimand A Cynical OptimistYou can have your cakeand eat it toobut don't let me catch youfive minutes laterin the bathroomwith your fingerdown your throat. "