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1 " ... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation. "
― , 8 Bit Theater Vol. 1
2 " If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe. "
3 " Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them? "
4 " It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say. "
5 " The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean. "
6 " Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy. "
7 " Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any step will have no impact on the macro level. "
8 " Is this going anywhere? I have some important "Not being in the same room as you" to get done. "
9 " Your words are fire giants besieging the Asgard of my mind. "
10 " I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet. "
11 " Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster AND easier for all parties if you just killed yourself? "
12 " The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking. "
13 " Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass. "
14 " There is a God! And his name be Awesome, the Mighty. "
15 " In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed. "
16 " Life is funny. You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities. Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things. What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference. Your choices, and everything undone, have to mean something. Otherwise, what was the point? I'm lucky that way. My path was already there. I had only to walk it. I often thought even if no one knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter. That it was done is all that counts in the end. But then I died. And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet. "
17 " I'm STREET. ... I've been ON a street, anyway... "
18 " The line between genius and stupidity is drawn by vision. And let me tell you, the view from inside a dragon's digestive tract is filled with insight. "
19 " Sorry, I was a philosophy major, so nutjob cultist is the only job I can hold. "