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1 " He wasn't my type -- my type was more the skinny hipster boys in girl jeans and thick glasses, a.k.a. the first ones to go during the outbreak -- but the sight still had me staring. "
― , El Presidio Rides North
2 " Are you going to rape me at any point or anything?" I just figured it was good to get things out in the open, get myself in the right headspace. He whipped his head around and looked at me like I'd just insulted his grandmother. "The fuck? No, I'm not." He gave me the squint side-long. "Are you going to rape me? "
3 " Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this. "
4 " I'm going to get 'I'M NOT FUCKING DEAD' tattooed on my chest.""That will become inaccurate at some point, " Omar pointed out. "
― , Complicated Creation
5 " Here I’d thought that the end of the world might have meant I got to stop having incredibly awkward conversations. "