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1 " I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. "
― Jane Wagner , The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe
2 " My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit. "
3 " One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer’s and has forgotten we exist. "
4 " All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. "
― Jane Wagner
5 " I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go. "
6 " Reality is just a collective hunch. "
7 " A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? "
8 " The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. "
9 " I worry whoever thought up the term 'quality control' thought if we didn't control it, it would get out of hand. "
10 " At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you do not understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time. "
11 " See, the human mind is kind of like...a pinata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the pinata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience. "