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1 " It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. "
― , Alice in Wonderland
2 " have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are. "
3 " Cat: Where are you going?Alice: Which way should I go?Cat: That depends on where you are going.Alice: I don’t know.Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go. "
4 " Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?''That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.'I don't much care where -' said Alice.'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.'- so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough. "
5 " Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.“No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?”“I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter "
6 " Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. "
7 " Little Alice fell d o w nthe hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul "
8 " Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. "
9 " Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop. "
10 " If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. "
11 " I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter. "
12 " We're all mad here. "
13 " I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see? "
14 " My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that. "
15 " If you don't know where you are going any road can take you there "
16 " I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle! "
17 " It is better to be feared than loved. "
18 " Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. "
19 " Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time. "
20 " No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise. "