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1 " Falling seemed to take forever as the water slowly rose to meet me. The dome of city hall continued to gleam in the distance, with its golden reflection extending to the river water. Strange that I hadn't seen that before. "
― Patricia Mason , The Banshee and the Linebacker
2 " If a cat meows and no one hears, did he really complain? "
― Patricia Mason , Confucius Cat Says...
3 " Live life as if there is a mousie toy around every corner...In my case there usually is. "
4 " To err is human...Purrfection is feline. "
5 " Finding happiness in life is like using a litter box. If you can't find a good spot, just kick the clumps out until you MAKE a good spot. "
6 " The best fashion accessory is cat hair on your clothes. "
7 " Live your dreams every day! Why do you think cats nap so much? "
8 " Cats are nature’s way of teaching humility to humans. "
9 " Confucius Cat says...Quoting a plague victim's statement circa 1347. "I knew we shoulda been nicer to those cats! "
10 " Confucius Cat Says... A collection of advice and observations from the wise and wonderful feline philosopher! "
11 " Ode to the Vile Vial: Oh vile vial, noxious ampule. Once a month, over you I must duel. You may keep the fleas at bay and other pests in check, But expect you no fight to keep the goop from my neck? I run and I hide. Giving in would destroy my pride. But I can’t get away, The human says this is the day. Oh vile vial. Defeat has spoiled my glorious fur, though tis temporary. My vow is to win next time, so you had best be wary. "
