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21 " Forget it,” I said. “Opie could be bloodthirsty, rabid, radioactive, and selling life insurance and he’d still be preferable to listening to the two of you. "
― John Zakour , The Doomsday Brunette (Nuclear Bombshell, #2)
22 " ‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence.""Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’ "
― John Zakour , The Plutonium Blonde (Nuclear Bombshell, #1)
23 " Like my old mentor would always say, "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I’ll be dead.’’ Okay, she wasn’t a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey. "
― John Zakour , The Blue-Haired Bombshell (Nuclear Bombshell, #5)
24 " She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than the music industry. "
― John Zakour , The Frost-Haired Vixen (Nuclear Bombshell, #4)
25 " It was an office of a guy who won’t take spam from anybody. "
26 " The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?”“Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is correct."Do you stay up nights thinking of ways to humiliate me?" HARV asked. "
27 " My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only takes one cavity search by a robot to convince you that’s an experience you don’t want to have twice. This called for a more subtle approach. "
28 " I remembered the last time I put this thing into my eye it was more painful than watching old political speeches while listening to the “Macarena” and having a root canal performed by an angry, clumsy chimp. "
29 " I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts. "
30 " I didn’t respond to that. I’m not scared of heights. I’m just scared of falling from heights. "
31 " Twoa said, obviously still in my brain. "It was my pheromones," she said defensively. I looked up at her; she was sniffing herself. She looked down at me. "Okay, maybe it wasn’t ALL the pheromones," she admitted. "Nobody makes a good deodorant for superheroes. "
― John Zakour , The Flaxen Femme Fatale (Nuclear Bombshell, #6)
32 " ‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence.""Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’ "
33 " farted. "
― John Zakour , GIRL POWER - A Modern Day Fairy Tale: Book 1: A Once and Future Queen
34 " laughed. "
35 " was upbeat and the lyrics went: We are all one Under the sun United helping and having fun The world we all share Must be treated with great care Lend an ear Do not fear Even when the world is not crystal clear Remember all you hold dear "
― John Zakour , GIRL POWER - A Modern Day Fairy Tale: Book 2: The Trouble with Fairies!
36 " all one Under the sun United, helping, and having fun Love is the key It is strong for you and strong for me Love others and let them be Kindness and forgiveness will set you free "
37 " After all, it wouldn't be the first time that I'd let a beautiful woman rip the molecules of my body apart, shoot them through a light beam, and throw them back together somewhere else for credits. But that's another story... "
― John Zakour , Dangerous Dames
38 " Mine! You know you wanna be mine! I’m so fine. You’re so fine. You deserve to be mine.... "
39 " We sang the last chords as we burst into my room, waking up Merlin who had been sleeping contently on my bed. Fern snuggled next to him also asleep, still asleep. "
40 " reject. "
― John Zakour , Diary of a Super Girl - Book 15