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Howard Stern QUOTES

Howard Stern QUOTES

1 " I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. "

― Howard Stern

2 " But it comes from someplace that knows who you are. I think that we can decide if we can be great or not. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

3 " Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? "

― Howard Stern

4 " Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas. "

― Howard Stern

5 " Look at you. "

― Howard Stern

6 " Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip. "

― Howard Stern

7 " There’s a saying that my mom actually used to say to me when I was a kid, which is, “A fatherless child thinks all things are possible and nothing is safe. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

8 " You can’t be a rebel if there aren’t any rules. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

9 " Nothing is casual. Everything requires work, research, and thought. Agonize. Take it seriously. Don’t leave it up to someone else, and don’t phone it in. There is no such thing as a shortcut if you are going to turn in good work. If I ever enjoy the process, I know I have somehow produced something worthless. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

10 " You know, I can’t afford my own private jet, but I can afford to pay other people to get off my commercial flight. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

11 " Therapy opened me up and enabled me to appreciate how fulfilling it was to be truly heard. That led me to the thought: “You know, somebody else might actually have something to say. Let’s just sit here and listen and not make it all about you. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

12 " Yeah. The idea is that you try to do it with minimal acrimony. You say, “Look, we’re a family. We have kids. We’re always going to be a family. Let’s try to find all of the positives in our relationship, all the things that brought us together, the friendship.” And we actually have a really strong friendship, and we laugh and we have fun. But there are times when it’s really difficult, and things happen, and you’re like, “I’m sure he doesn’t wanna hang out with me, and I don’t wanna hang out with him.” But for the sake of the kids . . . "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

13 " Howard: I didn’t realize you had a first wife. Ozzy: She’s now got a job swimming up and down Loch Ness while the monster takes a break. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

14 " Chris: I had friends die before [Kurt Cobain]. The way that he did it was kind of a twist. But other than that, I’d been through it before. And it was a shame. You know, it’s a shame for his daughter, for one. It’s a shame for fans. And . . . I don’t know. It was a drag, and I wish it didn’t happen. And I also think, like, if he would have just kind of hung on for six months, who knows? Six months later, he could’ve been a completely different guy. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

15 " Nothing is casual. Everything requires work, research, and thought. Agonize. Take it seriously. Don’t leave it up to someone else, and don’t phone it in. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

16 " unrelenting certainty. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

17 " My kids say, “Dad, come on, you don’t know what’s going on. You don’t know the music. You don’t know this, you don’t know that. Here are the books you should be doing. Here’s the film you should be making.” And when I get to the office and someone says, “Can I get you a coffee? Can I get you a water? "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again

18 " And then you go to college and some teacher says to you, “Hey, why don’t you go to Alvin Ailey and go dance.” Madonna: No, he said, “You’re too good for this. You don’t need this. This is an environment for people who don’t know what they want to do with their lives. Go. Go to New York. "

― Howard Stern , Howard Stern Comes Again