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1 " Nowhere and oblivion were completely different things/places to Richard Stein. Forhim, oblivion is when something goes into nothing and nowhere is the place wheresomething can come out of nothing. "
― Carlton Mellick III , Satan Burger
2 " The world is still new . . . it seems old to us, but only seems because our lives are so short . . . our human race has been around for such a brief amount of time that the universe hasn't had the chance to detect us yet. One blink is all it needs to miss our dance through actuality. "
3 " [he]. . . hated God . . . actually, he just hated Christians . . . He never met God. Why should he care about somebody he never met? "
4 " My thinking-of-kitties smile! "
― Carlton Mellick III , The Menstruating Mall
5 " Closing your mind to religion is no different than the close-mindedness thatreligions can cause. "
6 " Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything.When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs you from your ability toreason. It makes you forget your own character and become a crazy. Maybe I am acrazy now; I’m going through so much chaos these days that reality is hard to grasp. "
7 " That is the moral of this story, kids. No matter how many people try to stomp on your happiness, you have the power to do whatever you want with your life. "
― Carlton Mellick III , The Faggiest Vampire
8 " When I say something like "back when I was in highschool," I usually mean: "back when I was supposed to be in high school. "
9 " The God of this planet was not worth the religion. "
10 " For three weeks, we slept in the same bed together. We never had sex. We never kissed. We never took off more clothes than our pants. We just dreamed together.The conversations were brief. We didn’t go on any dates. We didn’t get to know each other. It was just a sleeping arrangement. To her, I was just a stuffed animal with a heartbeat. "
― Carlton Mellick III , The Haunted Vagina
11 " My thinking-of-kitties smile! "
12 " Sad people are too sad to do anything but drink brandy and sleep all day. "
― Carlton Mellick III , Sweet Story
13 " The Silence took your friend."Nobody says What’s the Silence?Satan Says, "It is a creature that came out of the walm. Large as a lake, this creature,but it’s not made of water. It is made of sound. And it feeds off of sound, or anythingthat makes sound, or anything that can hear sound. It will empty this entire world ofsound if we let it. It claims this side of town its territory. Anybody that’s out on the streetis at risk. It will eat anything that it hears and your friend must have been something itheard. He will never come back. Nobody ever escapes from the stomach of Silence. "
14 " I bet He’s only sad for the part of me that belonged to Him. "
15 " Stacy just watches her body in amazement as the hand clutches onto her leg and pulls. Another hand emerges and grabs her other thigh, trying to pull itself out of there. "
16 " But we were madly in love! I didn’t even consider leaving her because of her ghost vagina. She meant everything to me. I loved her this >< much! (That means infinitely). "
17 " Stephanie’s vaginal teeth scrape against him as she makes love to him. Kevin cringes as she presses her messy head wound against his cheek. He doesn’t enjoy the sex. It feels like he’s getting a really bad blowjob from a girl with big teeth and a small mouth. "
― Carlton Mellick III , Apeshit
18 " I see her body as an arousing work of architecture. A sky-scraping building that I wouldn’t mind laying over a mountain to inject my whale-sized shank through its front entrance, knocking the doorman out of the way and flooding the lobby once I am finished with her. "
19 " Now that the day is repeating, I have no idea what to do with myself,” Lyle says. “I can’t finish the book I’ve been working on for the past five months. Every time I go to sleep, the words I write disappear. It’s frustrating as hell. The only books I’ll ever write are the ones that are already finished. Anything I do from now on won’t last. "
― Carlton Mellick III , Neverday
20 " a place where children did not write and read was a woeful place, indeed. "
