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1 " Victory! Catherine wanted to pull the front of her top over her head and run around the office making V-signs. Of course she wouldn’t do that "
― Michele Gorman , The Boyfriend Tune-Up
2 " The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake. "
― Michele Gorman , Single in the City
3 " You listen to me, you daft cow. You are not boring. If you were we wouldn’t be friends. You’re funny and clever and, yes ,okay, you’re a bit of a dingbat sometimes but that doesn’t make you boring. The fact that we never know what’ll come out of your mouth actually makes you interesting. Now, that’s the end of that. "
4 " She watched the woman around her. Most of them undulated like strippers or ground their arses into the men dancing behind them. She copied a few of the less X-rated moves and hoped she didn’t look like she needed seizure medication. "
5 " What was that expression? It’s when you’re not looking for something that you find it. well she wasn’t about to put that on the love match letterhead, even if it was true, she had a business to run after all. "
6 " I had a friend in college who loved to say: 'If you can dream it, you can do it.' It became my mantra. I assumed it was a pearl of wisdom from some great thinker, a philosopher perhaps, like Descartes. It turned out to be Walt Disney, which in no way diminishes the wisdom of the advice. Anyone who can build a Magic Kingdom deserves to be listened to. "
7 " So it's true, then, being in love is like hitting the sweepstakes. It doesn't happen to everyone, and there's no way of saying who's going to win, but it changes your life when it does. "
8 " The worst part about being a fat woman isn’t that people look at you with judgment in their eyes. It’s that most don’t look at you at all. You cease to be a person for whom they need to account. They look over your shoulder, or at the ground in front of you, or they glaze their eyes and look directly through you. It’s like being a ghost, but with none of the fun of haunting. "
― Michele Gorman , The Curvy Girls Club (Confidence is the New Black #1)
9 " You’re right, nobody’s perfect. But in the right relationship, you’re going to be perfect for each other. Because you tick each other’s boxes in the things that matter to you. So you can overlook his snoring, or he can ignore your aversion to exercise, or whatever it is that doesn’t exactly align, as long as you each fulfil the big things, the important ones. "
― Michele Gorman , Misfortune Cookie
10 " Infatuation isn't a subtle emotion "
11 " At times I forgot the body I wore "
12 " I was very brave in theory "
13 " That’s the thing with the real world. It’s never going to be perfect, and I don’t have control over that. But I can control how I behave in it, and how I let things affect me. I can choose to be perfect in my own way without having to be perfect in everyone else’s eyes. Relying on other people to reflect my worth back to me is a fool’s errand. "
― Michele Gorman , Perfect Girl
14 " wine me, dine me and agree with me "
15 " Jane had a mental block the size of the polar ice cap when it came to Andy’s job. He said IT programming was no harder than learning a language but she’d never been able to do that either. As long as their computer at home let her occasionally shop on eBay she was fine not knowing why. "
― Michele Gorman , The Curvy Girls Baby Club
16 " 11. How generous was this person? Generosity "
17 " How many people bled from the cut of a sharp tongue? "
