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1 " None of my enemies in business come close to the awesomely awful power of government. When this assembly of losers choreographs their bureaucratic ballet, it generates a whirling blackhole that sucks harder than a discount hooker trying to catch up on late payments to a loanshark. "
― Leland McKnight
2 " On game shows, they should make the poor people who are competing or begging for money live in a Super-Max prison for the whole season. There's a show I would watch. "
3 " One basic law of the universe dictates that robots must learn to make fast food before they can get driver's licenses. "
4 " Give, or take, a few shits. That is life in a nutshell. "
5 " Sometimes it's good to flush mid-shit to make some room. The existential question I always ask myself is: Am I the shit, or the shitt-er? "
