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1 " Life's too short to cavort with fork-tongued carnivores. "
― Jonathan Heatt
2 " Even creating shit is hard to do. First, you need money to buy food. Then you have to chew it, eat it, and swallow. A complex process called digestion follows. Finally, you have to strain and excrete your foul smelling wonder into the world. Try doing that with a paint brush! "
3 " The harder you work, the more you produce, the more you create, the more you will be rejected. By people who never created shit. "
4 " The best thing about Art is that the people who create it live forever. "
5 " Conformity runs rampant through everyday life, and people want to read about characters that deviate from societal norms. "
6 " Guns give Evil a means to expression. "
― Jonathan Heatt , Teaching Snapping Turtles How To Chew Bubblegum
7 " I've done some stupid things I regret, but I've managed to keep my integrity. Which is important because integrity is fragile. Break it once and it's gone forever. "
8 " The mainstream media in America has become an insidious device of ignorance. They not only shape the story, but now participate. For what? "
9 " I'll never suppress my identity -- that's like filing away your fingerprints so the money can slide into your pockets easier. "
10 " Life can be tough and harsh at times. That's what makes it great. Every day is a celebration of survival. "
11 " Grammar perfect books are for Ivy Leaguers in Ivory Towers. My book is a sandcastle built on the beach of usefullness. "
12 " America: Land of the free and home of the gun. We are not brave, we are cowards, or we would have done something, anything after Newtown. Instead we did Nothing. "
13 " There is no more contemptible sound than a gunshot. "
14 " I had too much fun was no one's last regret ever. "
15 " If a man can't learn from sorrow he can't learn from anything. "
16 " Be the person you are, not the one others try to create. "
17 " Listening to Led Zeppelin's Heartbreaker while reading your own book, sipping a beer after midnight, is a satisfying feeling...however fleeting. "
18 " Do I love Black people? Yes. As much as I love my own race.Do Black lives matter?Of course.Will I oppress my spirit with White Guilt and faulty notions of White Privilege?Hell no.Gotta love yourself before you can love anyone else. "
19 " Getting wasted is never a waste of time. "
20 " Anyone 100% optimistic is on medicine.Anyone 100% pessimistic should be. "
