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1 " The heights to which we aspire - often prove not as lofty as those that transpire. "
― Warren Olson
2 " Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation -'I was tempted to ask him if he had heard the one about the two condoms walking down Soi Rome when they see The Balcony Pub. One condom turns to the other and says ‘Let’s go in there and get shit-faced’ - "
― Warren Olson , All About Blackmail
3 " When you have a Thai girlfriend you never lose her - you just sometimes lose your place in the queue "
4 " When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue "
5 " a splinter in the butt as you slide down the banister "
― Warren Olson , Racing Rorts: Rorts, Scams and Characters of the Australasian turf
6 " splinter in the butt as you slide down the banister of life "
