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1 " Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington. "
― Gini Koch , Alien in the House (Katherine "Kitty" Katt, #7)
2 " I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest gun handler on the planet. "
― Gini Koch
3 " Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl. "
― Gini Koch , Touched by an Alien (Katherine "Kitty" Katt, #1)
4 " Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt, more hurt, or killed. Oh, and don't hurt the alligators--they're a protected species. "
― Gini Koch , Alien Tango (Katherine "Kitty" Katt, #2)
5 " My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity. "
6 " It's a snake, then.''Rattler?''Most likely.'I was taking this extremely well. 'We have to kill it. By we, of course, I mean you. I'll stand here and scream. "
7 " We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line. "
8 " You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy. "
9 " Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an alligator? "
10 " Do I really run like that?" (Kitty)"Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy.""Thank God. I think I look like a cheetah on drugs. "
11 " I was moving from worried to scared, and I could see terrified waving at me from just around the next bend in the road. "
― Gini Koch , Alien in the Family (Katherine "Kitty" Katt, #3)
12 " Can either one of you actually fly?""Ummm...define fly."I heard cursing over the radios. "
13 " I'll marry you before any tree on Earth. "
14 " Kitty, do you have the bottle?" "In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here." "I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was back, bottle in hand."What kept you?""That purse gets worse every time I look inside. "
15 " What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?""Over my dead body.""Could be, Tim, could be. "
16 " You cook?” Alfred asked Martini, clearly shocked.“I can dress myself, too. And sometimes I can handle all Field Operations for the entire Centaurion Division. Amazing, isn’t it? "
17 " Once you go alien, you really do never go back. "
18 " The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really. "
19 " I think you're cute when the power goes to your head. "
20 " Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me "
