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1 " Wisdom of the Ages: Another Bush in the White House-Yep they keep forgetting to grab the TV and silverware. "
― Matthew D. Heines
2 " Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun? "
3 " Wisdom of the Ages: "The Nativity" The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel rooms in Bethlehem? Oy Vay! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah Peace! "
― Matthew D. Heines , Deceptions of the Ages: "Mormons" Freemasons and Extraterrestrials
4 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Boxing Day" In the UK, the day after Christmas is named after the first activity that takes place between husband and wife after the Christmas receipts are added up. "
5 " Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Marshawn Lynch" Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can't be charged for beating up on large groups of people-as long as you are carrying a football. "
6 " Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year" For a kid, the ultimate source of confusion. They say it's a new year, but after the break, you realize you are still in the same class, with the same lousy people. "
7 " If Jeb Bush gets elected, I'll know that on my way back from overseas, I entered Biff Tannen's parallel universe. "
8 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Uppity" How Obama's new aggressive style is described below the Mason-Dixon line. "
9 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Being Poor" Of all the crimes committed in America, undoubtedly the most unforgivable. "
10 " Wisdom of the Ages "Assault and Battery" Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle. "
