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" A boy with a monkey on his shoulders was walking along the street as he passed a cop who just said, "Hey, small boy, I guess you had best bring that monkey to the zoo." The next day, the boy walked along the street with a monkey on his shoulders again as he approached the same cop. The cop said, "Hey, I assumed, I told you to take that monkey to the zoo!" The child replied, "I did! Today I am bringing him to the theatre. "
― Karen Clark , Try Not to Laugh Book: You Laugh, I Win Challenge Joke Book
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" Later that night, a priest was traveling on a country lane, and he had an accident. A peasant approached and said, "Mister, are you alright?" The priest said, "Yes, I also had Lord traveling with me." The peasant said, "Well, you best let God ride with me since you are going to kill him. "
― Karen Clark , Try Not to Laugh Book: You Laugh, I Win Challenge Joke Book
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" Two young boys were notorious troublemakers, robbing anything they could get their eyes on, including from the temple. One day, the priests interrupted one of the children and questioned, "Where is the God?" The boy chuckled, and the priest said, "Where is the God?" The boy fled out of the church, weeping to his house, hiding in the wardrobe. Ultimately, his brother found him and questioned, "What is wrong?" The weeping boy responded, "We are in danger now! God is gone, and they assume we stole him! "
― Karen Clark , Try Not to Laugh Book: You Laugh, I Win Challenge Joke Book
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" A guy went to his attorney and said, "My neighbor owes me $25, and he would not pay the bill. What should I do?" "Do you even have any evidence that he owes you the cash?" asked the attorney. "Well, no," said the guy. "OK, then send him a note requesting him for the $25 he owes you," said the attorney. "But it is only $25," answered the man. "Exactly. That is how he will answer, and then you will have your evidence! "
― Karen Clark , Try Not to Laugh Book: You Laugh, I Win Challenge Joke Book
