Home > Author > Kathy Bryson
1 " My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat. "
― Kathy Bryson , Restless Spirits
2 " Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real. "
― Kathy Bryson , Feeling Lucky
3 " A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm. "
4 " Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them! "
5 " Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you. "
6 " You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding. "
7 " Are you trying to seduce me or trick me? "
8 " No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too. "
9 " It was never just about the money. "
10 " Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun. "
11 " She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure. "
12 " There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. "
13 " You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry? "
14 " I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis. "
15 " This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school! "
16 " Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder. "
17 " I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house. "
― Kathy Bryson
18 " This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins. "
19 " Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites. "
20 " You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car. "
