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1 " Like a herald announcing the arrival of royalty, she let out what is easily the longest, loudest, and most musical fart I have ever heard. "
― Paul Carter , Yet More Tales of a Country Doctor
2 " Conversing with her in the early days had been like poking your finger in a bull-ants nest. "
3 " He had seen a bit of life and wore the scars to prove it. "
― Paul Carter
