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" I like big books and I cannot lie, You other books can’t deny, That when a book sits there all displaced, And a square thing in your face, They get sprung, From the shelf, first by the spiney scruff, ‘Cause you notice that book was stuffed, Deep in the words she’s seeing, I’m hooked and I can’t stop reading, Oh baby! "
― Stephanie Hudson , The Glass Dagger (Afterlife Academy, #1)
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" I am afraid that Oompa Loompa Barry, didn't make it.” “What do you mean Barry didn't make it, he's an animatronic, Pip, not a fish you won at the carnival.” At this, I frowned as I held a finger up and said, “Okay, now that totally wasn’t my fault, Stevie was totally fine when I went to bed that night,” I argued. “Pip, you topped his bowl up with a bottle of vodka you thought was water… Stevie died three sheets to the wind that night and pissed as a fart.” Okay, so she had a point, I did do this. "
― Stephanie Hudson , Beast And The Imp (The Shadow Imp, #2)