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Jake Bible QUOTES

Jake Bible QUOTES

1 " A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person's strength "

― Jake Bible

2 " I’m going to eat your fucking eyeballs and wear your faces when I’m done with you! "

― Jake Bible , One Foggy Night (Apex Trilogy, #0.5)

3 " But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon. "

― Jake Bible , Z-Burbia (Z-Burbia, #1)

4 " Dog, now Razor, gazed out from behind a dead man’s face, fresh blood that wasn’t his dripping into his eyes. He looked down at the corpses at his feet, the skinned skull of one staring back at him with dead eyes. Dog knelt down and plucked the orbs from their sockets, popped them in his mouth and chewed with hungry relish. "

― Jake Bible , One Foggy Night (Apex Trilogy, #0.5)

5 " I hate clowns,” I say. “Why’d you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren’t enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too? "

― Jake Bible , Z-Burbia (Z-Burbia, #1)

6 " It was a stressful morning,” Shane said, tapping his eye patch. “Turns out you can’t grow eyes back. Who fucking knew, right?” “Fucking medical system,” Max said, taking another drag. “Thanks, Obama. "

― Jake Bible , Baja Blood (Mega, #2)

7 " Dude,” the boy said, leaning into the girl. “Was that pot laced with something? Because I think I’m seeing a legless guy crawling out of a fucking whale. "

― Jake Bible , Baja Blood (Mega, #2)

8 " Holy shit, I think I brought home some cannibal savant or something. Rain Man with a taste for people. Great? "

― Jake Bible , Z-Burbia (Z-Burbia, #1)

9 " Do your part before you die a horrible, screaming death, should be the official slogan of the apocalypse. There could be t-shirts and shit. "

― Jake Bible , Parkway To Hell (Z-Burbia, #2)

10 " Back off guys,” I said. “Nothing happened. I had way too much to drink and Hopsheer let me crash on her floor last night. That’s all that happened.” “Really?” Tarr asked as he pointed at my neck. “Her rug give you those hickeys?” I "

― Jake Bible , Salvage Merc One (Salvage Merc One #1)

11 " Keep dwelling in the past and you won’t see the present. "

― Jake Bible , Parkway To Hell (Z-Burbia, #2)

12 " We can’t afford another Deirdre issue. "

― Jake Bible , The Bleeding Heartland (Z-Burbia, #5)

13 " That’s why I get hired again and again. Call me an idiot, call me a reckless moron, call me a lucky son of a bitch, call me whatever you want. I’m here because at the end of the day, I survive. At the end of the day, I win. Every. Single. Time. "

― Jake Bible , Razer Edge (Roak: Galactic Bounty Hunter #3)

14 " Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them. "

― Jake Bible , Z-Burbia (Z-Burbia, #1)

15 " Max and Shane passed the joint back and forth as they sat in the crow’s nest, their sniper rifles resting across their laps. “Gets ya right there,” Max said, pounding his chest, his eyes on Kinsey below. “No shit, bro,” Shane replied after a long drag. “Those two, man. Too much love, too much pride.” “That’s why we never argue,” Max said. “I hate you and have zero pride in myself.” “Me too,” Shane said. “You are the bane of my existence.” He held up the joint. “And I try to cover my own self-loathing in a haze of the pot. "

― Jake Bible , Baja Blood (Mega, #2)

16 " It may have been the 32nd century, but the ladies still get a raw deal in the galaxy. Too many macho planets with macho races that were afraid their little dingles would fall off if the females of their species were allowed some equality. "

― Jake Bible , Salvage Merc One (Salvage Merc One #1)

17 " Sixty feet of drug fueled shark sped through the water, ready to eat every damn thing in sight. "

― Jake Bible , Baja Blood (Mega, #2)

18 " I got where I am by a combination of guile, street smarts, and perfectly timed assassinations,” VanderVoort says. “If you can’t out think ‘em, out maneuver ‘em, or intimidate ‘em then be sure to put a bullet between their eyebrows. "

― Jake Bible , Kaiju Inferno (Kaiju Winter, #3)

19 " there an all of eternity?” I asked. “Isn’t it just eternity? I mean, the word eternity sort of implies an end all to it already. Why muddle things by saying all of eternity when you can just say eternity?” She "

― Jake Bible , The Daedalus System (Salvage Merc One #2)

20 " I found the floor with my face. Blood "

― Jake Bible , The Daedalus System (Salvage Merc One #2)