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1 " I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck "
― Rob Reger , The Lost Days (Emily the Strange, #1)
2 " This other time, Attikol had the streets of San Francisco rearranged just so this lady's favorite show The Streets of San Francisco would be more accurate. "
3 " So there I was, feeling like the luckiest girl on earth. To be buried alive in such a majestic coffin! MAJOR life goal achieved!!!! "
― Rob Reger , Dark Times (Emily the Strange, #3)
4 " Have recovered somewhat from massive, delicious, inundating influx of life memories. Man, it is soooooooooo goooooooooood to be ME again. "
― Rob Reger
5 " I DO have feelings for Curls. Feelings of annoyance and irritation, mainly, spiked with occasional pangs of pity. "
6 " My name is Earwig Dungeon. I come from Wichita, Kansas. My mom and I used to own a restaurant where we served human flesh. It was very popular. We were millionaires. I had a pony and a yacht. Now we are on the run from the FBI… "
7 " I was about to be buried in the best-looking coffin I'd ever seen, and I wouldn't even be too dead to enjoy myself. "
8 " If there's one thing that really spoils [fill in blank with anything good], it's OTHER PEOPLE. "
― Rob Reger , Stranger and Stranger (Emily the Strange, #2)
9 " Again with the amnesia. This is getting old. "
10 " Telling them the story of my life as I knew it (i.e., the last four days). Good times, good times. "
11 " So...the lesson here is, never succeed at anything, because it will only raise people's expectations of you "
― Rob Reger , Piece of Mind (Emily the Strange, #4)
