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1 " Before she closed the door, she hit me with this one: "I feel like it's November first," she said, "and I'm that discarded jack-o'-lantern whose heart and guts are splattered all over the boulevard of broken promises.""And a good night to you, too," I said. "
― Rick Detorie
2 " My life," she said dramatically, with her eyes closed, "is one heaping bowl of warmed-over despair, seasoned with equal dashes of aggravation and angst! "
3 " My life is ruined!" She sobbed. "It's just one big rotting whale carcass on the beach of broken dreams! "
― Rick Detorie , The Accidental Genius of Weasel High
