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1 " Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache. "
― Samantha Bee
2 " Who are you going to believe? Leading authorities on medical science, or 800 memes on your cousin’s Facebook page? "
3 " Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! "
― Samantha Bee , I Know I Am, But What Are You?
4 " I can agree in principle that it's the thought that counts when giving or getting gifts, but I would also like to point out that "if there's no thought...it doesn't count." I don't wish to be reminded that you didn't want to take the time to get to know me, or perhaps you have even known me my whole life and simply don't care about me. All I ask is that you not rub my face in it. "
5 " When you're presented with an opportunity, if you don't act out of pure passion and pure authenticity, you're squandering it. "
6 " And since I was basically being raised by senior citizens at the time, my physical activity was limited to driving around the park to look at the trees, driving to the lake to look at the lake, and driving to the mall to look at coats that were “car length.” My "
