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1 " This isn't the work of our people, Delilah. It's a corruption of power. The gods are neutral, good and evil manifests in the deeds of mortals.''Or, just maybe-- The power is our own and the credit horribly misplaced. "
― Kurtis J. Wiebe , The Far Reaching Tentacles of N'rygoth (Rat Queens, #2)
2 " Don't ruin the moment by saying something stupid. There's elegance in things left unsaid. "
― Kurtis J. Wiebe , Peter Panzerfaust, Vol. 2: Hooked
3 " Our people... blood is the only language we speak. I'm all out of words. "
― Kurtis J. Wiebe , Rat Queens Special: Braga #1
4 " Magic is distilled laziness. Put that on my gravestone. "
― Kurtis J. Wiebe , High Fantasies (Rat Queens, #4)
5 " This is my party. This book. The book is good. It asks no questions. The book lets me engage it on my terms. "
― Kurtis J. Wiebe , Sass & Sorcery (Rat Queens, #1)
6 " Tizzie, count the number of fucks I give on my fingers. Oh, I managed to conjure one just for you. "
― Kurtis J. Wiebe , Rat Queens #1
7 " Orcs only know one language. Blood. I'm the fucking alphabet. "
8 " She had it coming. No one calls my friends cunts but me. "
9 " To the lucky dead who will not be feeling this hangover tomorrow. "
10 " Well then, who's ready to burn this shit-stain town to the ground? "
11 " I'm conjuring up a little fuck you."-Hannah Rat Queens Vol 1 "
― Kurtis J. Wiebe
12 " Doubt isn't weakness in faith, mother, it's wisdom in spite of it. "
13 " Books on a battlefield. Fucking rote mages. "
14 " You've got bluebirds in your-- Yah, I know. Happens whenever I heal someone. Pops called 'em the bluebirds of healing. My beard is their magical home. "