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1 " Be quiet Muggles! I’ve found the Elder Wand and fixed it with Sellotape from the kitchen draw. I am now the most powerful wizard in the world... ...what’s the spell to make it rain Chocolate Frogs? "
― James Warwood , 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom (The 49... #1)
2 " sneak "
― James Warwood , 49 Excuses for Being Really Late (The 49... Series Book 7)
3 " The Most Powerful Wizard Excuse "Be quiet Muggles! I’ve found the Elder Wand and fixed it with Sellotape from the kitchen draw. I am now the most powerful wizard in the world... ...what’s the spell to make it rain Chocolate Frogs? "
4 " His eyes turned bitch black. "
― James Warwood , Monsters of the Sea (The Skeleton Keys Chronicles Book 1)
5 " You should be warned . . . . . . I've finished my tactical tantrum course, graduated top of my class and received my degree in 'Getting What I Want All The Time. "
6 " Moon?... "
7 " ¹Arachnophobia - fear of spiders. ²Verbophobia - fear of words. ³Ichthyophobia - fear of fish. ⁴Ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises. ⁵Chromatophobia - fear of colours. ⁶Phagophobia - fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten. ⁷Arithmophobia - fear of numbers. ⁸Peladophobia - fear of bald people. ⁹Pogonophobia - fear of beards. ¹⁰Xenophobia - fear of strangers or foreigners. ¹¹Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words (and hippos). 7. "
8 " 6. The Over-Phobic Excuse Help! There’s a spider¹ under my bed. It’s teasing me because I’m too scared to play Scrabble², Go Fish³, Snap⁴, Twister⁵, Hungry Hippos⁶, Battleships⁷ and Guess Who⁸⁹¹⁰ . . . . . . and then it called me Floccinaucinihilipilification¹¹. AAAAAARGH! ¹Arachnophobia - fear of spiders. ²Verbophobia - fear of words. ³Ichthyophobia - fear of fish. ⁴Ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises. ⁵Chromatophobia - fear of colours. ⁶Phagophobia - fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten. ⁷Arithmophobia - fear of numbers. ⁸Peladophobia - fear of bald people. ⁹Pogonophobia - fear of beards. ¹⁰Xenophobia - fear of strangers or foreigners. ¹¹Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words (and hippos). "
― James Warwood , The 49 Series: Books 1 - 4 (The 49... Series)
9 " fully submerge your whole body. "
― James Warwood , 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores (The 49... Series Book 9)
10 " BONUS: Minecraft Dad If you give me a cookie, I'll create a Minecraft version of you . . . . . . WITH HAIR! (Caution: this will only work if your dad is bald and likes Minecraft). "
― James Warwood , The Excuse Encyclopedia: Books 1 - 12 in the 49... Series
11 " BOOK 11: 49 Excuses for Extending the Summer Holiday "
12 " dentist "
― James Warwood , The 49 Series: Books 5 - 8 (The 49 Series Boxsets Book 2)
13 " sit down and shut up or I will report you to the Headteacher. "
― James Warwood , 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework (The 49... Series Book 3)
14 " Religious Convert Excuse “I’ve been converted to Crispyanity... ...my religion commands me to follow the 'Crisps, Crisps & More Crisps' diet, to never tidy my room, to stand up and salute every crisp TV advert and collect empty crisps packets as offerings to the Potato God. "
15 " We're not in school to colour in, and cut and stick, and play in the playground... are we?... "
16 " Please forward all homework to: derek@domyhomeworkforme.com "
17 " Magicarp Pokemon Card free of charge, which happens to be one of the rarest Pokemon trading cards in the world. "
― James Warwood , 49 Excuses for Bagging More Candy at Halloween (The 49 Series Book 12)
18 " my pet goldfish ate my homework, who was eaten by the neighbour's cat, who was eaten by my pet dog. It would be a painstakingly complex surgical procedure to retrieve my homework so let’s assume I got all the questions right. "
19 " ¹¹Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words (and hippos). "
20 " I have been raising an army, a Bathroom Army. I DECLARE WAR!... "
