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1 " I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her. "
― Brian Francis , Natural Order
2 " They're horrible little creatures. All snot and smelly feet and pestering questions.""Then why did you go into teaching?""It was either that or sit at home with Mother all day. I picked the lesser of two evils. "
3 " On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors. "
4 " It's weird when you hear teachers call each other by their first names. It's like they're friends or something. "
― Brian Francis
