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156 " emmersmacks: Hold on

emmersmacks: Wait

emmersmacks: So you stood up for him?

MirkerLurker: Yeah.

emmersmacks: . . . Im failing to see the issue here E

emmersmacks: Did they hurt you??

MirkerLurker: No . . . not really. Just took my sketchbook and threw it around a little.

MirkerLurker: Okay look I know it doesn’t sound that bad

MirkerLurker: But, like, you don’t understand the way this guy looks at me. He’s one of those where it’s like, “Why are you even standing in front of me, you’re uglier than the stuff I crap out after eating too muchChipotle.”

3:19 p.m. (Apocalypse_Cow has joined the message)

Apocalypse_Cow: i feel like i came in at a bad time. i’ll go.

emmersmacks: E is having a crisis

Apocalypse_Cow: crisis over what?

MirkerLurker: Just this stupid new kid at school who may or may not be a fanficwriter for Monstrous Sea and who definitely thinks I am the scum of the earth.

emmersmacks: Why would he think that?? You stood up for him

MirkerLurker: I don’t know! Because I emasculated him, probably. Or something. Max, I need advice from someone who’s felt emasculated.

Apocalypse_Cow: why would you immediately assume i’ve felt emasculated before?

MirkerLurker: Because you’re the only male here.

Apocalypse_Cow: if you want to know if some guys feel emasculated when a girl stands up to a bully for them, then unfortunately i must say that yes, that does happen.

Apocalypse_Cow: BUT NOT ME.

Apocalypse_Cow: LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MAX CHOPRA HAS NEVER FELT EMASCULATED.

Apocalypse_Cow: but really, did this guy say something to you? why feel so bad about it?

MirkerLurker: He didn’t say ANYTHING. That’s the problem!

MirkerLurker: He just stood there and wouldn’t even look at me.

emmersmacks: Did you say anything

MirkerLurker: . . . No.

emmersmacks: Well

emmersmacks: E

emmersmacks: There you might have a problem

Apocalypse_Cow: you’re getting schooled in social skills by a twelve-year-old in college. how does that feel

emmersmacks: Im fourteen not twelve

emmersmacks: Asshole

Apocalypse_Cow: wait, he left a note in your sketchbook? what did it say?

MirkerLurker: It said thanks, and that the pictures were good.

emmersmacks: OH MY GOD

emmersmacks: THATS WHY HE DIDNT TALK

MirkerLurker: What?

emmersmacks: HE WAS TOO NERVOUS

emmersmacks: AW HE LIKES YOU E

MirkerLurker: I really really doubt that.

MirkerLurker: Like, I mean, REALLY doubt it.

MirkerLurker: He’s not exactly the kind of guy that’s usually interested in me.

Apocalypse_Cow: what kind of guy is usually interested in you?

MirkerLurker: The kind I make up in my head.

Apocalypse_Cow: wooooooooooooooooooooooow

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Apocalypse_Cow: do you want me to go ahead and fill your house with cats right now, or do you want to put that off for a few years?

MirkerLurker: Har har "

Francesca Zappia , Eliza and Her Monsters