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1 " ...I thought, God, I promise to stay a virgin, just please don't let anyone probe me. "
― Stephanie Tromly
2 " Who brings a picnic to a break-in? "
― Stephanie Tromly , Trouble Is a Friend of Mine (Trouble, #1)
3 " When there’s an end-of-the-world cult living next door to you, make it your business to find out what they’re up to,” he said. “That’s, like, a basic life rule. "
4 " Anyway, one of the few useful things I learned while I was getting my head shrunk is that when you get rejected a lot, you start to hear rejection all the time, everywhere, even when there hasn't been any rejection. And here's something else she told me that you need to remember. . .after the rejection comes shame. Like how thunder always follows lightning. You don't always hear it, but it's always there, so deal with it or it'll build up and destroy you. "
5 " The phone rings on both ends, Zoe. You never called me either "
― Stephanie Tromly , Trouble Makes a Comeback (Trouble, #2)
6 " Nah, it´s too late: you care. You're on Planet Digby now. You're already in trouble. "
7 " I hate it when people use phrases like 'no offense' right after they say the crappiest things to you. "
8 " You know it's going to be one of those nights when you start it with moving a body. "
9 " Never underestimate the stupidity of the average teenager. "
10 " He carries around a notebook where he keeps a list of suspects and motives so the police will have leads if he ever turns up murdered "
11 " Preparing to survive a typical day of being Digby's friend wasn't that different from preparing to survive the apocalypse. "
12 " I'm not in my right mind when you're standing this close "
13 " Make him work to deserve you. "
14 " My grandfather told me I should marry a big woman so she can keep me warm in the winter and give me shade in the summer, "
15 " You realise good girls don't really go to heave, right? "