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" You weasel, good-for-nothing, scumbag, swine,
sleazebag, scumbucket, scoundrel, son-of-a-bitch!”
In the midst of everything, we all looked at Rosina,
who smiled sheepishly.
“Sorry. I was reading the Dictionary the other day.”
I stared at her with incomprehension. "
― Kelly Batten , One Day You'll Find Me
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" Ow! That’s my leg, you know.” She rubbed the sore spot. “I’m gonna have a big bruise there now. Thanks a lot.”
“Just tell everyone you had to fend off a pack of unicorns with your bare hands. ‘Cause you were just walking around, minding your own business, cavorting with nature, when a bunch of unicorns descended upon you unexpectedly, and wanted to practice their horn- fighting with a human, just in case they happened upon a wizard and they had to battle to stay free. A wizard would use his wand, so you grabbed a stick, but the stick broke, so you only had your hands. And one of the unicorns’ horns went through your leg, and ‘cause their horns have healing qualities or whatever, the hole healed, but he was just a young unicorn, so his powers hadn’t developed fully yet, and so you were left with this battle scar that’ll mark you as a hero for the rest of your life.”
There was a brief silence.
“You’re full of crap, you know that, right?”
“Yup. But I feel better for it. "
― Kelly Batten , One Day You'll Find Me
