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1 " I respect the shit out of you. "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Powers, Vol. 5: Anarchy
2 " And each ripple builds and builds into the tidal wave of anarchy to which we are now doomed. "
3 " No, listen, this is the most important thing I can possibly tell you about being Spider-Man. This is as true as it gets, if you ever see a-- "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider-Man, Book 1
4 " I know this because the worst has happened. The thing I can’t live with… has happened. And for all our back and forth— and all the things we’ve said and done to each other… there’s one thing that I’ll never be able to tell anyone now… The one thing! The one thing I should have told you. But now I can’t… It wasn't worth it. "
― Brian Michael Bendis
5 " ...And that, my friend, is why Brendan Fraser sucks. "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Powers, Vol. 3: Little Deaths
6 " A man once said, “There are only two questions man can ask himself that mean anything. Why did God create the world? And what do I do next?” ... "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Ultimate X-Men, Vol. 8: New Mutants
7 " You better fucking tell us where your little buddies are, or I am going to kick your uterus out, you fucking cunt. "
8 " I want to know what the hell made you think this was your job to do? Who made YOU the moral compass of us? How could you lay down with the people you’ve laid down with?? Tell me, 'Director Stark', was it worth it??Was it WORTH it?!TELL ME! "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Civil War: The Confession
9 " It means Daredevil had files, history, dirt, on all of his enemies. He was a lawyer. That's what lawyers do. They stack the deck in their favor. A lawyer doesn't ask the question unless he knows the answer. A lawyer doesn't go into a courtroom unless he knows he can WIN. That's what separated Murdock from the rest of the idiots like Spider-Man flailing around. Daredevil was PRECISE. Thought OUT. PREPARED. "
10 " There, there are no chicken wings "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Ultimate Spider-Man, Volume 18: Ultimate Knights
11 " Do you think that any of us... any of the costumes are normal? We're all crazy. But we're the exact kind of crazy that the world needs right now. The exact kind. "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Moon Knight by Brian Michael Bendis & Alex Maleev, Volume 1
12 " Oh yeah 'Nostalgia is a state of inarticulate contempt to the present and a fear of the future. "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Lowlife (Marvel Knights: Daredevil, #6)
13 " Ah, man, when Wolverine grows his face back, he's really gonna be pretty upset. "
― Brian Michael Bendis , The New Avengers, Volume 2: Sentry
14 " Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache. "
― Brian Michael Bendis , New Avengers by Brian Michael Bendis, Vol. 3
15 " I love being talked down to, Rocket. It's my favorite thing."-Tony Stark "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Guardians of the Galaxy by Brian Michael Bendis Vol. 1
16 " Now we take the ship, the planet and the galaxy back...and shove it all right up Thanos' ass. "
17 " You know your father, God rest his soul... Your father had a philosophy the he held to pretty strongly. And it's one that served him very, very well... He believed that if there were things in this world that you had to offer, things that you did well—better than anyone else... things that you could do that helped people feel better about themselves... well, he believed that it wasn't just a good idea to do those things... he believed it was your responsibility to do those things. Don't try to be something else. Don't try to be less. Great things are going to happen to you and your life Peter. Great things. And with that will come great responsibility. Do you understand? Great responsibility. "
― Brian Michael Bendis , Ultimate Spider-Man, Volume 1: Power and Responsibility
18 " The trick is not caring what EVERYBODY thinks of you and just caring about what the RIGHT people think of you. "
19 " Luke Cage: "It's my house! I paid for it with my own money!" Iron Fist: "My money." Luke Cage: "His money, but it's still my house! "
20 " Dr. Strange: 'That was--agh--smart of you, Logan.'Wolverine: 'Yeah? Which part?'Dr. Strange: 'You knew that severe physical trauma to the host body could--sss--cease a demonic possession.'Wolverine: 'Oh, uh, sure.'Spider-Man: 'He didn't know that. He stabbed you just to stab you.'Dr. Strange: 'Well, *argh* either way. "
― Brian Michael Bendis , New Avengers by Brian Michael Bendis, Vol. 1